Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
It Puts The Crazy On Its Skin
It doesn't get much better than when you admit you do all of your learning from The Church of Crazy with Pastor Glenn Beck.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
A Slippery Slope
I love watching crazy people say crazy things just as much as the next person, but the actions stemming from the passage of the Health Care Bill are just acts of lunacy.
A pastor in Orange County is calling for "death prayers" for the Democrats that supported the bill.
There's this PSALM 109:8 movement dropping Biblical code to put Obama's head on a stick.
I love loopholes. They're American. There's nothing better than writing off 18 holes and lunch as a business expense. But, wasn't there something written in stone about 'Thou Shall Not Kill.'
Has this country become so crazy for loopholes, that while on trial, people will swear upon the good book and then say,
"Uh, your Honor, it says nothing about... you can't pray for people to die. So I asked my Lord and Savior to do it... and when he didn't, I just went ahead and did it myself... I'd like to plead the Second Amendment... and since you all didn't let me bring my gun in here... that's why I wore a sleeveless shirt."
These people act so dedicated to their religious beliefs and abandon them as soon as FOX News tells them to do so.
Glenn Beck is gonna come on and say that he has a different Bible, one that the liberals haven't tainted, and it says God shall covet those who bear arms against bureaucrats and democrats and they shall inherit a million gold bars and unlimited beer in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Health Care passed. The stock market didn't crash. The sky didn't fall.
Nothing has changed in this country. You know how I know --- Rush Limbaugh is still here.
It's Health Care.
It's not HEALTH ---steal your guns and take 'In God We Trust' off the money--- CARE.
Can you imagine if it was?
Sarah Palin would call this country RETARDED, the Northeast would flood from Glenn Beck's tears, and Rush Limbaugh would move to Mexico to become their new drug lord.
It's Health Care. Calm down. Keep your shit in your pants.
This is America. We don't negotiate with terrorists. That includes both foreign and domestic.
It's not blue state/red state anymore. This isn't a little friendly jabbing. This is a slippery slope to domestic terrorism.
A pastor in Orange County is calling for "death prayers" for the Democrats that supported the bill.
There's this PSALM 109:8 movement dropping Biblical code to put Obama's head on a stick.
I love loopholes. They're American. There's nothing better than writing off 18 holes and lunch as a business expense. But, wasn't there something written in stone about 'Thou Shall Not Kill.'
Has this country become so crazy for loopholes, that while on trial, people will swear upon the good book and then say,
"Uh, your Honor, it says nothing about... you can't pray for people to die. So I asked my Lord and Savior to do it... and when he didn't, I just went ahead and did it myself... I'd like to plead the Second Amendment... and since you all didn't let me bring my gun in here... that's why I wore a sleeveless shirt."
These people act so dedicated to their religious beliefs and abandon them as soon as FOX News tells them to do so.
Glenn Beck is gonna come on and say that he has a different Bible, one that the liberals haven't tainted, and it says God shall covet those who bear arms against bureaucrats and democrats and they shall inherit a million gold bars and unlimited beer in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Health Care passed. The stock market didn't crash. The sky didn't fall.
Nothing has changed in this country. You know how I know --- Rush Limbaugh is still here.
It's Health Care.
It's not HEALTH ---steal your guns and take 'In God We Trust' off the money--- CARE.
Can you imagine if it was?
Sarah Palin would call this country RETARDED, the Northeast would flood from Glenn Beck's tears, and Rush Limbaugh would move to Mexico to become their new drug lord.
It's Health Care. Calm down. Keep your shit in your pants.
This is America. We don't negotiate with terrorists. That includes both foreign and domestic.
It's not blue state/red state anymore. This isn't a little friendly jabbing. This is a slippery slope to domestic terrorism.
Friday, March 19, 2010
On A Good Day
Sometimes, when I'm having a good day and everything is going my way, I'll turn on Glenn Beck just to throw a wrench in there and bring me back down to reality (or insanity, either way).
A lot of my friends ask me why the hell I'd do such a thing, but sometimes I just need to find out why all the crazies are going crazier.
Here's a video of Jon Stewart doing Beck better than Beck. It's like crazy on ecstasy.
If you're a fan of Beck let me start off by saying you are the lowest member of the intellectual food chain. If you need someone (a recovering alcoholic) to concoct wild conspiracy theories and put them in the most simplistic terms, label everything communist, socialist, progressive, and whatever else, and scream and cry on a cable news show, to tell you how you should be thinking or perceiving the world, then you've kinda fallen off the wagon. And if someone asked you why you thought those things, you couldn't really explain why, other than the fact that he said it on his show so it must be truer than true.
I mean he wrote it on a chalkboard. Teachers do that. He must be smart. Like a teacher. Wait, did Russia have teachers? Maybe. But they didn't have chalk.
He's telling America to leave their Church if their website has the words 'Social Justice' on it. I'm pretty sure JC was all about social justice like Helping the Poor or Teaching a Man To Fish (yuck, that's like charity and free education - sounds super communist). I don't think JC thought about what was in it for him - like TV ratings, bigger revenue share, or name recognition.
Isn't he basically saying JC was wrong (probably a socialist progressive Maoist) and to leave that Church and if you can't find another one to go to, I Glenn Beck, will start my own religion.
Or is this just one big conspiracy theory?
Come back next week when I'll be discussing how monkeys that pick fleas off of other monkeys are really a bunch of Hitler-loving, communists that are picking away at our constitution and trying to DESTROY AMERICA!!!
A lot of my friends ask me why the hell I'd do such a thing, but sometimes I just need to find out why all the crazies are going crazier.
Here's a video of Jon Stewart doing Beck better than Beck. It's like crazy on ecstasy.
If you're a fan of Beck let me start off by saying you are the lowest member of the intellectual food chain. If you need someone (a recovering alcoholic) to concoct wild conspiracy theories and put them in the most simplistic terms, label everything communist, socialist, progressive, and whatever else, and scream and cry on a cable news show, to tell you how you should be thinking or perceiving the world, then you've kinda fallen off the wagon. And if someone asked you why you thought those things, you couldn't really explain why, other than the fact that he said it on his show so it must be truer than true.
I mean he wrote it on a chalkboard. Teachers do that. He must be smart. Like a teacher. Wait, did Russia have teachers? Maybe. But they didn't have chalk.
He's telling America to leave their Church if their website has the words 'Social Justice' on it. I'm pretty sure JC was all about social justice like Helping the Poor or Teaching a Man To Fish (yuck, that's like charity and free education - sounds super communist). I don't think JC thought about what was in it for him - like TV ratings, bigger revenue share, or name recognition.
Isn't he basically saying JC was wrong (probably a socialist progressive Maoist) and to leave that Church and if you can't find another one to go to, I Glenn Beck, will start my own religion.
Or is this just one big conspiracy theory?
Come back next week when I'll be discussing how monkeys that pick fleas off of other monkeys are really a bunch of Hitler-loving, communists that are picking away at our constitution and trying to DESTROY AMERICA!!!
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