What Do You Think He's Gonna Say?

Tiger Woods is coming out of his nearly three month long sexual hibernation debacle to pull his tail out from betwixt his legs and break his silence.

Here are some thoughts on what he might say.

• Honestly, I just thought I was social networking.
• I guess I should have known something was wrong when all those women were offering to give me stokes.
  
• Being endorsed by Nike... I just did it - a lot!
• Due to the loss of some of my sponsorships, I won't be playing the same ball this year. The new balls I'll be playing with will be blue.
  
• At least ask my wife a question. I'm paying her an awful lot to be here.