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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Mass Debate With Stormy Daniels


For those of you unfamiliar with her work, Stormy Daniels is a highly talented thespian for the adult entertainment company, Wicked Pictures. She also had a small role in the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

She's going to announce whether or not she will run against incumbent Senator David Vitter in Louisiana and if she does run, has a reasonable chance to win.

If Schwarzenegger and Palin can be governors, Stormy Daniels could be a Senator.

Somehow, unlike Vitter, she doesn't have an Elliot Spitzer-like sex scandal attached to her, unless you count her career. (He paid to have sex. She got paid to have sex. There might be a difference, somehow.)

She's running Republican in a traditionally red state, which encompasses the Mardi Gras mecca of the world and she already has name recognition. All she has to do at rallies is throw some beads, flash her junk, and wear a Drew Brees jersey and she's in.

Honestly, it couldn't get any worse in Washington and it might lighten up the Republican Party. It will make Faux News' collective head spin, but I'm sure the Republican Party will vet her much more than they did with Sarah Palin.

If Sarah Palin made men sit up more attentively and pay attention when she spoke, imagine what a tall, blonde, former professional sex worker with jugs the size of levies and a perky attitude will do to those pee-paws watching the evening news.

I do believe her audience will be growing.