This Should Work Out Well

After a loss as a team in 2008, some chide remarks and finger pointing at each other over the last year, and both heading their own political ways, Sarah Palin is stumping for John Mccain in Arizona.

He was almost President of the United States two years ago and now could lose his long-standing seat as Senator.

He's admitted to not wanted her as his VP and her facebook page is scorched with hate for McCain and followers threatening to leave her.

She's leading the Tea Party and he's trying remain GOP, but mavericky-er.

She quit being Governor of Alaska and he won't work after 2pm. 

They are running under the new 'Party of Hell No.'

So, the party of anti-welfare and you get what you earn is going to support a quitter and salaried stamp "no" on everything, anti-immigration, friend of the 'Siesta?'

Good luck.

Most likely, John McCain's seat will go to a Democrat.

No one thought it would happen with Ted Kennedy's seat, but it switched parties.

I think voters will go with people who are going to do something for them over those who are going to stall and obstruct.

Mass Debate With Stormy Daniels

For those of you unfamiliar with her work, Stormy Daniels is a highly talented thespian for the adult entertainment company, Wicked Pictures. She also had a small role in the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

She's going to announce whether or not she will run against incumbent Senator David Vitter in Louisiana and if she does run, has a reasonable chance to win.

If Schwarzenegger and Palin can be governors, Stormy Daniels could be a Senator.

Somehow, unlike Vitter, she doesn't have an Elliot Spitzer-like sex scandal attached to her, unless you count her career. (He paid to have sex. She got paid to have sex. There might be a difference, somehow.)

She's running Republican in a traditionally red state, which encompasses the Mardi Gras mecca of the world and she already has name recognition. All she has to do at rallies is throw some beads, flash her junk, and wear a Drew Brees jersey and she's in.

Honestly, it couldn't get any worse in Washington and it might lighten up the Republican Party. It will make Faux News' collective head spin, but I'm sure the Republican Party will vet her much more than they did with Sarah Palin.

If Sarah Palin made men sit up more attentively and pay attention when she spoke, imagine what a tall, blonde, former professional sex worker with jugs the size of levies and a perky attitude will do to those pee-paws watching the evening news.

I do believe her audience will be growing.