I love watching crazy people say crazy things just as much as the next person, but the actions stemming from the passage of the Health Care Bill are just acts of lunacy.
A pastor in Orange County is calling for "death prayers" for the Democrats that supported the bill.
There's this PSALM 109:8 movement dropping Biblical code to put Obama's head on a stick.
I love loopholes. They're American. There's nothing better than writing off 18 holes and lunch as a business expense. But, wasn't there something written in stone about 'Thou Shall Not Kill.'
Has this country become so crazy for loopholes, that while on trial, people will swear upon the good book and then say,
"Uh, your Honor, it says nothing about... you can't pray for people to die. So I asked my Lord and Savior to do it... and when he didn't, I just went ahead and did it myself... I'd like to plead the Second Amendment... and since you all didn't let me bring my gun in here... that's why I wore a sleeveless shirt."
These people act so dedicated to their religious beliefs and abandon them as soon as FOX News tells them to do so.
Glenn Beck is gonna come on and say that he has a different Bible, one that the liberals haven't tainted, and it says God shall covet those who bear arms against bureaucrats and democrats and they shall inherit a million gold bars and unlimited beer in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Health Care passed. The stock market didn't crash. The sky didn't fall.
Nothing has changed in this country. You know how I know --- Rush Limbaugh is still here.
It's Health Care.
It's not HEALTH ---steal your guns and take 'In God We Trust' off the money--- CARE.
Can you imagine if it was?
Sarah Palin would call this country RETARDED, the Northeast would flood from Glenn Beck's tears, and Rush Limbaugh would move to Mexico to become their new drug lord.
It's Health Care. Calm down. Keep your shit in your pants.
This is America. We don't negotiate with terrorists. That includes both foreign and domestic.
It's not blue state/red state anymore. This isn't a little friendly jabbing. This is a slippery slope to domestic terrorism.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Obama's Post HC Celebration
This is Obama right after Health Care passed performing his own ideas that might not have been included in the bill.
You know the President has some testicular fortitude when he can leave the curtains open and whip out Lil' Barack and just stare at him.
He's probably running that quote from Biden over and over in his head.
"Big F*cking Deal. Big F*cking Deal."
Followed by a fist bump with his other hand, he looks down and says... "Tiger's got nothing on you."
"Michelle... get in here!"
I don't know... what do you think happened?
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Walmart: Everyday Low Standards - Part 2
So... in other Walmart news that didn't quite make the press recently because it just won't make enough money for large media outlets... there's this story.
Walmart fired a pledged and dutiful employee of five years stricken with sinus CANCER and an inoperable BRAIN TUMOR for testing positive for (legalized in that state) medical marijuana. Prescribed by his doctor to relieve the effects of cancer, he continued to give "one hundred and ten percent every day" for "12 to 14 hours a day."
Oh, and by the way, he was also a 2008 Walmart Associate of the Year.
Now that Walmart has FIRED him, they are challenging his eligibility for unemployment.
This is the same corporation that took out "Dead Peasant" insurance policies on their employees. This is a policy their employee knows nothing about. They take policies out on employees that are janitors, drivers, and other positions that have stressful working conditions and yield a higher percentage for illness and death. The equation looks like this.
More dead Walmart employees = $$$$$$$$$$$
The families of the deceased... they get... well, nothing.
Walmart only looks out for Walmart.
Do you think Walmart would have fired an employee using LEGALIZED medical marijuana if say, I don't know, you could get it at Walmart?
If Walmart can't sell it - they're against it. That's why there's no love from them. They can't sell it. Maybe in a couple years, if you absolutely had to go in there, you'd be greeted with a "Hello, Welcome to Walmart. I Love You." (i.e. Costco from Idiocracy)
But I digress. This is a company seeking public sympathy trying to capitalize on the "Attention, Walmart Customers: All Black People, Leave the Store Now" incident.
I'm not saying that incident represents their public motto, but in a reverse case if someone slipped an illegal substance in your drink and you failed a drug test, they'd fire you and make sure you received every enforceable penalty and claim you should have known what you were drinking.
Walmart should have had a better system on who has access to their PA system. They should have known better. And if they want some sort of sympathy, should lead by example or when their example of operation (if it happens to you it's you're fault) is turned back on them, should just roll back the prices and have another sale.
Walmart fired a pledged and dutiful employee of five years stricken with sinus CANCER and an inoperable BRAIN TUMOR for testing positive for (legalized in that state) medical marijuana. Prescribed by his doctor to relieve the effects of cancer, he continued to give "one hundred and ten percent every day" for "12 to 14 hours a day."
Oh, and by the way, he was also a 2008 Walmart Associate of the Year.
Now that Walmart has FIRED him, they are challenging his eligibility for unemployment.
This is the same corporation that took out "Dead Peasant" insurance policies on their employees. This is a policy their employee knows nothing about. They take policies out on employees that are janitors, drivers, and other positions that have stressful working conditions and yield a higher percentage for illness and death. The equation looks like this.
More dead Walmart employees = $$$$$$$$$$$
The families of the deceased... they get... well, nothing.
Walmart only looks out for Walmart.
Do you think Walmart would have fired an employee using LEGALIZED medical marijuana if say, I don't know, you could get it at Walmart?
If Walmart can't sell it - they're against it. That's why there's no love from them. They can't sell it. Maybe in a couple years, if you absolutely had to go in there, you'd be greeted with a "Hello, Welcome to Walmart. I Love You." (i.e. Costco from Idiocracy)
But I digress. This is a company seeking public sympathy trying to capitalize on the "Attention, Walmart Customers: All Black People, Leave the Store Now" incident.
I'm not saying that incident represents their public motto, but in a reverse case if someone slipped an illegal substance in your drink and you failed a drug test, they'd fire you and make sure you received every enforceable penalty and claim you should have known what you were drinking.
Walmart should have had a better system on who has access to their PA system. They should have known better. And if they want some sort of sympathy, should lead by example or when their example of operation (if it happens to you it's you're fault) is turned back on them, should just roll back the prices and have another sale.
Friday, March 19, 2010
On A Good Day
Sometimes, when I'm having a good day and everything is going my way, I'll turn on Glenn Beck just to throw a wrench in there and bring me back down to reality (or insanity, either way).
A lot of my friends ask me why the hell I'd do such a thing, but sometimes I just need to find out why all the crazies are going crazier.
Here's a video of Jon Stewart doing Beck better than Beck. It's like crazy on ecstasy.
If you're a fan of Beck let me start off by saying you are the lowest member of the intellectual food chain. If you need someone (a recovering alcoholic) to concoct wild conspiracy theories and put them in the most simplistic terms, label everything communist, socialist, progressive, and whatever else, and scream and cry on a cable news show, to tell you how you should be thinking or perceiving the world, then you've kinda fallen off the wagon. And if someone asked you why you thought those things, you couldn't really explain why, other than the fact that he said it on his show so it must be truer than true.
I mean he wrote it on a chalkboard. Teachers do that. He must be smart. Like a teacher. Wait, did Russia have teachers? Maybe. But they didn't have chalk.
He's telling America to leave their Church if their website has the words 'Social Justice' on it. I'm pretty sure JC was all about social justice like Helping the Poor or Teaching a Man To Fish (yuck, that's like charity and free education - sounds super communist). I don't think JC thought about what was in it for him - like TV ratings, bigger revenue share, or name recognition.
Isn't he basically saying JC was wrong (probably a socialist progressive Maoist) and to leave that Church and if you can't find another one to go to, I Glenn Beck, will start my own religion.
Or is this just one big conspiracy theory?
Come back next week when I'll be discussing how monkeys that pick fleas off of other monkeys are really a bunch of Hitler-loving, communists that are picking away at our constitution and trying to DESTROY AMERICA!!!
A lot of my friends ask me why the hell I'd do such a thing, but sometimes I just need to find out why all the crazies are going crazier.
Here's a video of Jon Stewart doing Beck better than Beck. It's like crazy on ecstasy.
If you're a fan of Beck let me start off by saying you are the lowest member of the intellectual food chain. If you need someone (a recovering alcoholic) to concoct wild conspiracy theories and put them in the most simplistic terms, label everything communist, socialist, progressive, and whatever else, and scream and cry on a cable news show, to tell you how you should be thinking or perceiving the world, then you've kinda fallen off the wagon. And if someone asked you why you thought those things, you couldn't really explain why, other than the fact that he said it on his show so it must be truer than true.
I mean he wrote it on a chalkboard. Teachers do that. He must be smart. Like a teacher. Wait, did Russia have teachers? Maybe. But they didn't have chalk.
He's telling America to leave their Church if their website has the words 'Social Justice' on it. I'm pretty sure JC was all about social justice like Helping the Poor or Teaching a Man To Fish (yuck, that's like charity and free education - sounds super communist). I don't think JC thought about what was in it for him - like TV ratings, bigger revenue share, or name recognition.
Isn't he basically saying JC was wrong (probably a socialist progressive Maoist) and to leave that Church and if you can't find another one to go to, I Glenn Beck, will start my own religion.
Or is this just one big conspiracy theory?
Come back next week when I'll be discussing how monkeys that pick fleas off of other monkeys are really a bunch of Hitler-loving, communists that are picking away at our constitution and trying to DESTROY AMERICA!!!
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Walmart: Everyday Low Standards
"Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."
Those were the exact words heard over the PA system in a New Jersey Walmart.
Walmart's always been the store that had everything - including racism.
Now you can get a cheap sweater on aisle six, a bucket to poop in on aisle nine, and racial remarks over the loud speaker.
They can say this was an accident, but do you think there would ever come a time when they said: "Attention, Walmart customers: All current stock holders, get the fuck out!"
In 2006, Walmart's website recommended that the audience which liked DVD's like Introducing Dorothy Dandridge and documentaries on Martin Luther King Jr. would also like Planet of the Apes.
BUT...
Their website has a section on diversity. It reads:
We have to believe them right... I mean it says it right there on their web page.
Where can I sign up. I can work full time for $10.84 an hour --- $19,165 a year. That number doesn't include health care and also is $2000 below the Federal Poverty Line for a family of four.
Their slogan: "Save money, live better."
Deceptive.
THEY SAVE MONEY, THEY LIVE BETTER. Everyone else gets bent over.
Walmart CEO Lee Scott made $29.7 million last year. (1551 times the average worker at Walmart)
They save money - not paying their employees a living wage, covering only half their workers on health care, costing taxpayers $400,000 per community per year for public assistance programs, avoided paying $2.3 BILLION in state income taxes between 1999-2005, and their presence drives down wages and increases poverty in communities.
And we all know where people living in poverty shop right.... WALMART.
Those were the exact words heard over the PA system in a New Jersey Walmart.
Walmart's always been the store that had everything - including racism.
Now you can get a cheap sweater on aisle six, a bucket to poop in on aisle nine, and racial remarks over the loud speaker.
They can say this was an accident, but do you think there would ever come a time when they said: "Attention, Walmart customers: All current stock holders, get the fuck out!"
In 2006, Walmart's website recommended that the audience which liked DVD's like Introducing Dorothy Dandridge and documentaries on Martin Luther King Jr. would also like Planet of the Apes.
BUT...
Their website has a section on diversity. It reads:
"Diversity and Inclusion are enduring values embedded into our culture. From our board of directors to our associates and customers, these values are fundamental to both our business and mission of saving people money so they can live better."
We have to believe them right... I mean it says it right there on their web page.
Where can I sign up. I can work full time for $10.84 an hour --- $19,165 a year. That number doesn't include health care and also is $2000 below the Federal Poverty Line for a family of four.
Their slogan: "Save money, live better."
Deceptive.
THEY SAVE MONEY, THEY LIVE BETTER. Everyone else gets bent over.
Walmart CEO Lee Scott made $29.7 million last year. (1551 times the average worker at Walmart)
They save money - not paying their employees a living wage, covering only half their workers on health care, costing taxpayers $400,000 per community per year for public assistance programs, avoided paying $2.3 BILLION in state income taxes between 1999-2005, and their presence drives down wages and increases poverty in communities.
And we all know where people living in poverty shop right.... WALMART.
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